The following clips are from Demetri's 2007 one-man-show entitled 'Demetri Martin. Person.' (courtesy of
ComedyCentral.com)
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Amazon.com and watch the full show in high resolution on your wide screen TV.
Demetri likes rock,paper, scissors 2/3 and if ouy cut him off in a handshake and he'll "curtsey on your ass."
Heavy doors should be labelled so that Demetri doesn't look weak in front of girls.
Don't lose eye contact with your straw ... he will betray you.
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The following clips are from Demetri's 2007 one-man-show entitled 'Demetri Martin. Person.' and have been continued on from
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ComedyCentral.com)
Alternatively you can buy the DVD through
Amazon.com and watch the full show in high resolution on your wide screen TV. Like his shirt? Buy it at
zazzle.comDemetri's art accompanied by harmonica and Piano ... Hilarious.
Demetri plays his harmonica and guitar while telling jokes.
What is the smallest trash can Demetri could put on the curb and still get emptied?
Demetri has a time machine, but it only goes forward at regular speed.
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The following clips are from Demetri's 2007 one-man-show entitled 'Demetri Martin. Person.' and have been continued on from
page 2 (courtesy of
ComedyCentral.com)
Alternatively you can buy the DVD through
Amazon.com and watch the full show in high resolution on your wide screen TV. Like his shirt? Buy it at
zazzle.comDemetri tells one-liners while playing guitar and harmonica.
Demetri uses a flip chart to document his hilarious findings.
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‘Demetri Martin. Person.’ airs for the first time on Comedy Central on January 14th 2007.
Click here to watch the show.
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